| DATELINE - Lake Martin, Alabama
       Another Messabout goes down in the history books. Yippee!!!      
      A good time was had by all. 
      
        
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          Mike & Vicki 
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      Dinghy 
      Cruising's officialdom was in attendance in full force. Mikeeeee, the 
      tireless moderator, was accompanied by his entourage; fiancée Vicki/Hippy 
      Chick and son Jeremiah. "Maddog!", the feckless group owner, made the 18 
      hour drive from Philadelphia, only to stagger around in a sleep deprived 
      stupor, mumbling semi coherently, before collapsing into his borrowed from 
      Brian tent. 
      
        
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          Chuck & Sandra   | 
         
       
      Celebrity members included Chuck Leinweber of Duckworks Magazine 
      fame and his wife Sandra. The throngs of group regulars included John 
      Bell, Ed Jones, and Bill Pecoul; a new member still in the first stage of 
      the boatbuilding disease, you know, "I'm thinking about this boat, that 
      boat, ..." (Sorry Bill, I was pretty bleary by the time we talked I hope 
      you'll get The Usual Suspects to help you along with your decision making 
      process.) 
      
        
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          Mike gets Boo Boo 
          ready  | 
         
       
      FRIDAY - Mikeeee and I were setting up the campsite when Chuck and 
      Sandra arrived. We exchanged "Howdies" and started unloading boats. They 
      brought two, "Caprice" 
      their 26' Sharpie, and David 
      Beede's 2001 Contest 
      winner, a smaller sharpie. We hauled the little sharpie off Chuck's 
      truck and plopped into the water. Chuck and Sandra went off to the boat 
      ramp to launch Caprice. Meanwhile the rest of us tossed
      Boo Boo The Dinghy and Puffin into the 
      drink in front of the campsite. In what seemed like no time at all, 
      Caprice hauled up to the beached fleet, C&S hopped out and extended 
      introductions commenced in earnest. Full scale boat inspections rambled 
      from one craft to the next; everyone was duly impressed with everyone 
      else's magnificent efforts. 
      
        
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          The Bell's in Mr. 
          Moon  | 
         
       
      "Ahoy the campsite!" John Bell and his miniature crew of two arrive 
      by water on their
      
      AF4. John had some difficulty finding us. "I've been looking for you 
      guys and 'The Big Blue tarp' for two hours."  
      Apparently despite all of Mikeeee's preparations, the nincompoops at 
      the front gate completely forgot who, what, where and when the Dinghy 
      Cruising Messabout was. Another round of introductions and inspections 
      ensued. 
      
        
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          Maddog at the helm  | 
         
       
      "Maddog!", ever the tactless lout, hollers, "Awright! That's enough 
      of all this Hoohaa. Let's go sailing!" The Gathering marvels at my ability 
      to cut right to the meat of the matter. 
      Launchings begin in less than inspirational wind conditions. The 
      light breezes are temperamental and several of us, myself included, accept 
      tows from the powered craft. Eventually we all get out to the more open 
      and windier parts of the lake. Sailing and motoring fun abounds for 
      several hours. The stinkpotters zip about hither and yon. Those of us of 
      the cloth powered persuasion ponder why this place was called
      Wind Creek 
      State Park. Eventually the sun begins reaching for the trees on the 
      far shore and the fleet returns to the campsite. 
      
        
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          Full scale boat 
          inspections  | 
         
       
      More boat talk. Dinner. More boat talk. The rain storm builds slowly 
      giving us time to gather the camping brik-a-brak and cram it all under Big 
      Blue. After dinner the campfire was large enough and hot enough to 
      overcome the rain and we all huddle around under umbrellas telling [what 
      else?] more boat stories far into the night. All in all, a day very well 
      spent. 
      SATURDAY - Huge breakfast and still more boat stories, followed by 
      lackluster sailing conditions. 
      MIKEEEE: "It's all your fault 'Maddog!'. Everywhere you go the wind dies." 
      Well Kids, this may be truer than I'd thought. Lake Lanier was supposed to 
      be a sailing Mecca... that is, until I showed up. Must be something about 
      me and boats-in-the-water. More on this later. 
      
        
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          Mike shares his 
          see-food
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      On the plus side, had I been thoroughly occupied ripping along, I 
      wouldn't have time to "play" with Puffin's rig and study her advantages 
      and drawbacks. I've come to the conclusion that as awe inspiring as 
      Puffin's Junk rig is, it's just too damn complicated. The full deck is too 
      cramped as well. Puffin is a work in progress. The sail with its battens 
      will remain the same, but the rig will be converted to a balanced lug 
      version, reducing the six running lines to the masthead to two; a halyard 
      and a boom parrel [needed to take in the first reef up.] I'm still 
      debating whether to fool with the luff hauling parrel.   
      The deck, for lack of a better description, is going to be gutted. I'm 
      going to remove the side decks altogether and cut the main deck back to 
      the mast sleeve, exposing the CB well. That will still leave a small cubby 
      area to store stuff and alloy me to shorten the CB well, thereby letting 
      me shorten the CB to three feet. 
      
      
        
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          Mr. Moon towing 
          Puffin  | 
         
       
      
      Last year I'd built some oars but never got around to making them 
      functional on the boat. So this time I brought a few tools along and bored 
      some holes in the toerail for thole pins. I lashed the oars in place with 
      bungie cords. The Bad News: the pins promptly walked out of the holes and 
      committed suicide by jumping into the drink. The Good News: the little 
      bastards weren't necessary, the bungies did just fine alone. Yippie! Oar 
      Power! (The future promises more innovation; Mikeeee gave me a weedeater 
      to transform into an Iron Genny.) 
      
      
        
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          Puffin on her 
          own   | 
         
       
      
      Saturday evening the mighty gathering is down to five, Jeremiah has 
      other plans. The rain is less determined and convincing. We enjoy 
      Mikeeee's Boston Butt Baked Beans and Hobo dinners under Big Blue. We 
      listen to CD's, having almost exhausted our collective supply of boat 
      stories. Truth is, most of us are hoarse from all the talking. "T Bubba", 
      a "Southern comedian", has us all in stitches for the better part of an 
      hour. Another day very well spent.  
      SUNDAY - Morning finds us all having breakfast, tearing down the camp, 
      and launching boats for a last valiant attempt to put our rails under. No 
      such luck, it's still me+boat+water=no wind. 
      
      
        
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          Ed Jones & his 
          Skipjack  | 
         
       
      
      Ed Jones arrives to find all but the last details packed and ready to 
      head down the road. Ed breaths new life into the multitude. A fresh round 
      of introductions, inspections and Oohs and Aahs are in order. Ed has built 
      the most beautiful, well crafted, exquisitely detailed, little skipjack 
      I've ever seen. Truly a work of Art. 
      
      
        
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          The Bell's 
          daughter Alison....  | 
         
       
      
      Ed and Mikeee head off to the ramp. Ed takes a dip on entering his boat 
      [on the water] for the first time. Luckily no cameras were present to 
      record his ignominy. The skipjack clears the marina, jib and gaff 
      resplendent in the morning sunlight. She's well down on her lines due to 
      Ed's and Mikeeee's organic opulescence, but giving a fair impression of 
      "sailing" due in large part to Ed's electric trolling Genny; a very 
      discrete accessory. From afar it would have fooled an expert, she seemed 
      to be sailing effortlessly. This was an excellent photo opportunity for 
      Ed's marvelous boat. I took loads of pictures. 
      
      
        
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          .... and son 
          Evan  | 
         
       
      
      Time to go home - Remember what I said about "me+boat+water=no 
      wind"? Well, as I came down out of the mountains or hills or whatever they 
      are... I picked up a tailwind that blew so hard, so steady and so long 
      through Alabama, Georgia, and South Carolina, and North Carolina that I 
      averaged 44MPG for 450 miles. That's 12MGP better than normal. I was 
      halfway thinking about breaking out the sail; I could have probably gotten 
      home with the motor off. Sheesh! Some guys just can't get a break.  
      SUMMATION - A good time was had by all. It was great to meet new 
      people. I'd do it again in a minute! 
      --  
      TTYL, "MD!"        
      (editors note: visit Maddog's website at:
      https://www.nauticalfollies.com/ 
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