|               Of  friends  never met, Robert the writer-lifeliver  and
 `Swede’ Johnson, for both yachting and model yachts,
 plus Harry Duncan’s  balsa Footy scows.
 
 I  can’t remember who it was that said Let  the commencement Beginulate?  It sure sounds very Spike Milligan(ish) but it might  have been (just possibly mind you!) a chap whom I know `intimately’ who takes  delight in making a temporary mockery of some words in the English language.  Why I don’t know because it is the only language that I speaks frooently. I’ll go straight into it and beginulate this first column for 2010  before someone thinks that I am a brain-addled bird escaped from the cuckoo  palace!   
 
                
                  |  Photograph by Rolex/Carlo Borlenghi
 |  What a beautiful  image, this photograph by Carlo Borlenghi  taken just underwater at Capri.  Induced by it, my imagination runs riot. Though not a scuba diver myself,  snorkeling just below the surface in the sparking water of the Fiji islands a  few times brings on the memories of how water just above one laps and  ripples, sometimes distorts,  merges colours to create almost abstract  images.  Taken at Rolex Capri Week in May last year. 
 People  with interests in sailing boats and ship modeling are a very large part of my  life. Not only have their lives been  varied and interesting, but without their tales, details and photos I would not  be writing this column or for that matter for other publications. They are part  of  a file I keep labelled Friends of mine never met!   
                
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                  |  Robert Means
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                  |  |  On the old workboat Mermaid |  
                
                  | Schooners and other boats 
 |  Schooner So Fong
 |  Robert  Means originally of California who once broke  his neck surfing in Hawaii  is a man who has had an interesting life. I once did an article on him which  appeared in the August 2006 issue of my Windling  World model sailboat magazine. Bob spent a year in the Marine Corp followed  by a year in Vietnam, has worked in a bakery in Southeast Alaska and sailed  through the inland waters of that country with bakery owner and friend John  aboard the latter’s 45’ Sparkman and Stephens sloop, all of that eventually  taking the place of his early quest to surf. A  lover of wood as a material for boatbuilding, he has built a few sailboat  models, and has also written for Duckworks. I remember reading a well told story by him titled Sailing  on the seas of time, one where he recounted a period spent in Carriacou in  the West Indies Grenadine islands and did a three day cruise on a 56’ old  workboat  Mermaid, so famous that she  was featured on a Grenada  postage stamp shown above. Bob  started to build boats in Viet Nam  where he worked on the rebuild of a then derelict 83’ schooner, So Fong, followed by a five year stint  in Nicaragua  building boats.  He now lives in Urbanna, Virginia in the US, 16 miles upriver from Chesapeake   Bay. We have kept in touch and his model of an island trading  ketch though for display in the den of  a  friend is quite captivating, lovely in line and with Caribbean  character.  He has also since  that one completed a model of a staysail  schooner also shown above. That then is Bob Means, a man with a yen for the sea  and boats that sail on it, ship modeller, writer, one time surfer another time  baker, builder of large boats, sailor, traveller and one whom I like to describe as a `lifeliver!’ 
 
 
 Lloyd   `Swede’ Johnson of Costa Mesa, California,  a maker of model yachts with a particular leaning towards schooners. Not as  well now as he once was, he is still trying to enjoy life best he can at his  advanced age despite suffering a heart attack.               
                
                  |  A Malabar  schooner model
 |  Swede a  few years ago
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                  |  Alden design Tyche Schooner
 |  Swede’s  Bill Garden designed Toadstool
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                  |  The  Pinky schooner sent to the writer
 |  and yet another
 |  This  is a man who has been building ship models for a great many years of his life who  was once asked by actor Lauren Bacall when her friend the actor, Humphrey  Bogart exited the world, to build her a model  of his boat Santana which Swede did,  and which was displayed at  `Bogie’s’  funeral service. In 1985, in recognition of his outstanding contribution in  setting courses for local California  yacht clubs he was awarded the Edward F  Kennedy Memorial Newport Harbor Yachtsman of the Year Trophy and in 1988  was inducted into the Balboa Yacht Club `Hall of Fame’. For  almost all of the years that I produced the little magazine Windling World, `Swede’ was a faithful  subscriber and  supporter of my efforts  and I am only sorry that we never met. A man of great kindness, when I admired  his Pinky sailing schooner, totally unexpectedly one day I received a call from  him in California a week or so later to say that it had been shipped by air  freight as a gift to me. She arrived within days of his call, beautifully  packed in a huge`coffin-like’ box, her sails separately in a flat package, and  a little later I renamed her Running  Tide. `Swede’  and the writer maintain a close friendship by email and I continue to find him  a wonderful source of information and help and an honest, caring and genuine  friend. 
     This Harry Duncan photo   show the two scows   side by side on an early Winter dawn
 
                
                  |  The NZ Alma model with a deck load of timber
 |  The US Alma model
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                  |  The US Alma model sans sails
 |  builder Harry Duncan
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                   A final look - All photos by Harry Duncan  |  Footy model sailboats are much fancied by growing numbers,  tolerated by many and absolutely hated by a fair percentage who feel that they  are just too small and are too cramped inside their hulls for aging fingers to  adjust their working innards. To date there are few built to scale, or even  semi or `stand-off’ scale, none in fact that I knew about up to a mere  few months ago, then along came Harry. Harry Duncan is a contract draftsman living and working in Hamilton in
                the Waikato farming region of New Zealand’s North Island. We have never
                met but have communicated extensively by email  over several months this
              year on his project as a modelmaker, that of the building in balsa of two stand-off scale scows both named Alma. The first of two was the San Francisco blunt nosed scow that operates 
                there, the second a model of the New Zealand 1902 built version which
                Murray has presented in  working guise complete with timber, barrels of
                some substance, her sails stained, hull marked.. You just may have seen
                them in a story done for Marine Modelling International, the Traplet
                publication in Britain and these great little Footy boats designed and
                built for Harry’s  windling pleasure under radio control have already
                both charmed and impressed a great many.  They are shown above, what do
              readers think I wonder? 
 
 Absolutely  none of us will avoid death. That’s a fact!  That realized this humble scribbler suggests that we all treat each day  as one to be enjoyed, `relished’ is probably a better word, and when Summer  wings its way to where we each are, how about getting the model yacht out of  it’s storage confines and taking it down to the pond where with a spot of  imagination
              and a  nice fresh breeze you can be at peace with the world and cast aside, (for  awhile anyway) your worries of the moment. On a  visit to England  some years ago at a club I won’t mention, a kind gentleman loaned me his  Bantock one metre, with which I might 
                add,  totally due to my own poor ability I performed miserably and finished last!  Then I heard a few years later that on the very pond, the same gentleman won a  race and in great delight and with much personal satisfaction, right there he  passed out and on.  He died happy it was  said, and there must be a message somewhere within that story.  He lifted anchor doing what he enjoyed, his  face beaming as he crossed the line and almost at the very moment of his  personal glory and as his friends cheered, he crossed the bar. 
 
 
                
                  |  Household waste sailboat
 |  Eric B’s scratchbuilt schooner
 |  Etherow Model  Boat Club nestles snugly in in the foothills of The Pennines mountain range in Northern England. They are an active little club with  power and sailboat models, various competitions including a unique Commodore's Challenge to make a model out  of household waste materials, Martin one of its members winning the event in  2007 with the colourful creation seen top left. Top right is a nice looking  scratchbuilt four masted schooner by Eric (another member) both boats  photographed by Peter Teal. 
 
 
 In Hull, England,  member of the Hull Sailing Group, Keith Harrison
                like  his sailing colleague, Keith Murrow, has built many models over the years, both  power and sail. For years he has been addicted to model submarines and has  built many, and recently he  took the  hull of a six foot long submarine, cut the topside of the hull and the end  result of it’s conversion to an RC sailing schooner, Leonardo is seen above.  Now,  that’s being innovative!!! 
                
                  |  | Keith Harrison,Sub to  sailboat builder
 
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  so why doesn't mine?
 
  
 
 Murray  White of Auckland, New Zealand’s Ancient  Mariner’s builds beautiful sailing scale models and is a regular sailor  each week at Onepoto lake just over the Auckland  harbour bridge north of the city. I have shown various models that he has built  on several occasions in this column, and the photograph above shows well known  sailing boats from the New    Zealand yachting scene of past years. From left to right, Viking, the 67 foot long cutter designed  by Charles Bailey Jnr when he was 21 and built in 4 months at his father’s  shipyard in Auckland then launched in December 1893. An owner Sir Ernest Davis  later presented the boat to the New Zealand Navy as a training vessel when  converted to a ketch. Ariki, a 54’ long Logan designed and built  cutter of 1904 still operational in Bayswater, on Auckland’s  North Shore is a fine example of an Eduardian  cutter,Pastime built in the Christchuch port of Lyttleton  at 43’ length overall in 1886. All of these models were built by Murray at 1 to 20 scale When  Murray builds these mainly display models they are always sailed, often several  times before  being `retired ‘ as display  pieces in his and wife Noeline’s lovely, very nautically decorated home. -30- |